If you are the kind of person that likes to read a 200 page book in the real life, you can do this thing where you send me a message and I'll fold it up and mail it to you, with maybe a dried flower or two tuffs of Willis' hair (Yeah, that's the neighborhood cat. We are enemies.)

This is what it would look like in the mail. The book. Not the cat hair.

Also it will cost ya because it takes like forever to make them you know and riding my bike to the post office takes a lot of energies as you might imagine...
buy that thing!